Skate,listen to music,sleep,repeat

Apr 01

death-by-lulz:

valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

Apr 01
Apr 01

dancingaroundhogwarts:

remember when Raven did this show
remember when Raven also had an episode regarding racism
remember when Disney was good 

Mar 30

Best thing I've read on tumblr.

  • Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
  • Student : Yes, sir.
  • Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
  • Student : Absolutely, sir.
  • Professor : Is GOD good?
  • Student : Sure.
  • Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
  • (Student was silent.)
  • Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: Is satan good?
  • Student : No.
  • Professor: Where does satan come from?
  • Student : From … GOD …
  • Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
  • Student : Yes
  • Professor: So who created evil ?
  • (Student did not answer.)
  • Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
  • Student : Yes, sir.
  • Professor: So, who created them ?
  • (Student had no answer.)
  • Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
  • Student : No, sir.
  • Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
  • Student : No , sir.
  • Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
  • Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
  • Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
  • Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
  • Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
  • Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
  • Professor: Yes.
  • Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
  • Professor: Yes.
  • Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
  • (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
  • Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
  • (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
  • Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
  • Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
  • Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
  • Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
  • Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
  • Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
  • Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
  • Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
  • Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
  • (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
  • Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
  • (The class was in uproar.)
  • Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
  • (The class broke out into laughter.)
  • Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
  • (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
  • Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
  • Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
  • That student was Albert Einstein.
  • REBLOG BECAUSE REASONS.
Mar 30

peble:

Did i actually save or did i imagine it? Better save eleven more times.

Mar 30

ryanvallejo:

my-pj-pants:

thatfunnyblog:

WAIT A SECOND

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HE IS EVERYTHING GOOD IN THE WORLD

HE IS MIGHTY VERSATILE

patchy could have met spongebob…

if he looked within himself

fuck

Mar 30

coreyriffin567:

castielcampbell:

sexalecki:

4lungboy:

fororchestra:

40 year old woman, born deaf, hears for the first time

this is wild

im just imagining her listening to music for the first time and oh my god

someone give this woman a fucking HUG already!!!

OMFG! This woman needs a Serious FRICKING Lifetime Achievement Award

Mar 30

casteilnovak:

theeggcamefirst:

amayakumiko:

ssjdebusk:

superwholockathogwarts:

The best part is this isn’t even edited. It actually happened.

4th wall? What forth wall?

THIS SCENE.  THIS SCENE RIGHT HERE IS WHAT MADE ME LOVE SUPERNATURAL.  

When I saw this scene my mom says, “Did you notice the only problem he had with it was that they were brothers, not that they thought he was gay?”

I think I love your mom.

Mar 30

vintagefuckup:

in case you haven’t heard this today:

  • you’re amazing
  • you’re cute
  • your smile is beautiful
  • you’re beautiful
  • you’re loved
  • you deserve to live
  • you’re strong
  • you can do this

and i am so fucking proud of you for still being here

Mar 30

Careers by Zodiac Sign →

echogalaxy:

cookiecorgihomestuckpup:

the-tardis-landed-in-alternia:

trippyhit:

adam-rikard:

shardofsong:

stupiddogwalkers:

simply-terrific:

chihorihiro:

I cried

Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly 

OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist

wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist 

YES. SCIENCE.

how can I program computers with my paws? wait….. HOW AM I EVEN TYPING THIS?!

DETECTIVEEEEE OVER HERE

I’m surprised I’m the only one they got wrong. XD

Mar 30

When my mom tells me I should go to bed earlier.

sodamnrelatable:

sodamnrelatable:

To her I’m like:

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But on the inside I’m like:
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Mar 30
fallenfirebender:

[[ And unfollows for any blog that isn’t. You don’t have to reblog this image specifically (because “unfollow me if you don’t reblog this” or “I’m judging you if you don’t reblog” messages are childish and petty emotional blackmail), but if you do post a screamer then you are an asshole. ]]

fallenfirebender:

[[ And unfollows for any blog that isn’t. You don’t have to reblog this image specifically (because “unfollow me if you don’t reblog this” or “I’m judging you if you don’t reblog” messages are childish and petty emotional blackmail), but if you do post a screamer then you are an asshole. ]]

Mar 29
  • Family: *insults my weight*
  • Family: *insults my interests*
  • Family: *insults my friends*
  • Family: *insults my music*
  • Family: *judges me constantly*
  • Family: you're being so rude why aren't you spending time with us
Mar 29

Don’t You Just Hate It When….

  • When you poke the straw of your juice pouch, through the pouch instead of through the hole.
  • When someone unfollows you after someone follows you. 
  • When after over 100 nice reviews on a story, one person wants to tear your heart out with a nasty flame.
  • When someone unfollows you after only one day.
  • Or when your mom gives the phone to talk to your relatives. Add more if you feel like it.
Mar 29

Reblog if you have a person you could wait for the whole day to come online

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